Tuesday

Go against the flow!

Sometimes I think all this thing about Change being a good thing is all crap.

Look at what it did to my city. I can’t stand it anymore… It bothers me intensely. It really does. The fact that Bangalore, from its quaint, slow paced, treelined, simple city populated with soft spoken laid-back dosa-eating coffee-drinking public is fast turning into a mess. It’s become an unrecognizable grimy, anonymous, insipid, borderless city…

I miss it. The good old times that turned ugly so quick that I can’t comprehend it. I miss those times…

Times when the streets of Malleshwaram smelt of a curious mix of rasam powder, flowers and wood smoke…when the best hangout places used to be India Coffe house, Koshy’s, galaxy theatre, airlines hotel and Pecos… when Koramangala was still a swamp…

I miss my old Bengaluru… the city it used to be and more than anything I miss who it allowed me to be.

And so here I was, musing on retro mode when I stumbled across this piece – written by someone from across the planet, who felt that same way… that maybe change ain’t such a great thing after all, maybe somethings should remain the way they are… simply cos what is, is so immesurably valuable.

Anyway…there was something so touching about how it was written, I simply had to put this up.
So here goes…

I grew up in the 50s with practical parents. A mother, God love her, who washed aluminum foil after she cooked in it, then reused it. She was the original recycle queen, before they had a Name for it... A father who was happier getting old shoes fixed than buying new ones. Their marriage was good, their dreams focused. Their best friends lived barely a wave away. I can see them now, Dad in trousers, tee shirt and a hat and Mom in a house dress, lawn mower in one hand, and dish-towel in the other.

It was the time for fixing things. A curtain rod, the kitchen radio, screen door, the oven door, the hem in a dress Things we keep. It was a way of life, and sometimes it made me crazy. All that re-fixing, eating, renewing, I wanted just once to be wasteful. Waste meant affluence. Throwing things away meant you knew there'd always be more.

But then my mother died, and on that clear summer's night, in the warmth of the hospital room, I was struck with the pain of learning that sometimes there isn't any more.Sometimes, what we care about most gets all used up and goes away...never to return. So... while we have it... it's best we love it.... and care for it... and fix it when it's broken...... and heal it when it's sick.

This is true. for marriage..... and old cars.... and children with bad report cards..... and dogs with bad hips... and aging parents..... and grandparents. We keep them because they are worth it, because we are worth it.


There are just some things that make life important, like people we know ... or maybe just a way of life that was so worthwhile… and sometimes, it makes sense to take the time and learn how to resist the urge to start over new. Cos the old is valuable. More than we’ll ever know.

mADAM and stEVE???

I recently saw someone walking around with a discerning T-shirt message–
‘Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it’.

It really got me thinking about how true that was… “We’re all alike under the skin” and other noble minded asides of similar genre sagely presented themselves at regular intervals…

…Till I got this email that propounded the exact opposite sentiment…and how! It had me rolling on the ground in splits! Here I present the contrary view in acknowledgement of the sheer brilliance of it:

"Men Are from Mars, Women Are From Venus" -
Offered by an English professor from the University of Phoenix.

The professor told his class one day: "Today we will experiment with a new form called the tandem story. The process is simple. Each person will pair off with the person sitting to his or her immediate right. As homework tonight, one of you will write the first paragraph of a short story. You will e-mail your partner that paragraph and send another copy to me. The partner will read the first paragraph and then add another paragraph to the story and send it back, also sending another copy to me. The first person will then add a third paragraph, and so on back-and-forth. Remember to re-read what has been written each time in order to keep the story coherent. There is to be absolutely NO talking outside of the e-mails and anything you wish to say must be written in the e-mail. The story is over when both agree a conclusion has been reached."

The following was actually turned in by two of his English students:
Rebecca and Gary.

THE STORY: (first paragraph by Rebecca)
At first, Laurie couldn't decide which kind of tea she wanted. The chamomile, which used to be her favorite for lazy evenings at home, now reminded her too much of Carl, who once said, in happier times, that he liked chamomile. But she felt she must now, at all costs, keep her mind off Carl. His possessiveness was suffocating, and if she thought about him too much her asthma started acting up again. So chamomile was out of the question.

(second paragraph by Gary)
Meanwhile, Advance Sergeant Carl Harris, leader of the attack squadron now in orbit over Skylon 4, had more important things to think about than the neuroses of an air-headed asthmatic bimbo named Laurie with whom he had spent one sweaty night over a year ago. " A.S. Harris to Geostation 17," he said into his transgalactic communicator. "Polar orbit established. No sign of resistance so far..." But before he could sign off a bluish particle beam flashed out of nowhere and blasted a hole through his ship's cargo bay. The jolt from the direct hit sent him flying out of his seat and across the cockpit.

(Rebecca)
He bumped his head and died almost immediately, but not before he felt one last pang of regret for psychically brutalizing the one woman who had ever had feelings for him. Soon afterwards, Earth stopped its pointless hostilities towards the peaceful farmers of Skylon 4. "Congress Passes Law Permanently Abolishing War and Space Travel," Laurie read in her newspaper one morning. The news simultaneously excited her and bored her. She stared out the window, dreaming of her youth, when the days had passed unhurriedly and carefree, with no newspaper to read, no television to distract her from her sense of innocent wonder at all the beautiful things around her. "Why must one lose one's innocence to become a woman?" she pondered wistfully.

(Gary)
Little did she know, but she had less than 10 seconds to live. Thousands of miles above the city, the Anu'udrian mothership launched the first of its lithium fusion missiles. The dim-witted wimpy peaceniks who pushed the Unilateral Aerospace disarmament Treaty through the congress had left Earth a defenseless target for the hostile alien empires who were determined to destroy the human race. Within two hours after the passage of the treaty the Anu'udrian ships were on course for Earth, carrying enough firepower to pulverize the entire planet. With no one to stop them, they swiftly initiated their diabolical plan. The lithium fusion missile entered the atmosphere unimpeded. The President, in his top-secret mobile submarine headquarters on the ocean floor off the coast of Guam, felt the inconceivably massive explosion, which vaporized poor, stupid Laurie.

(Rebecca)
This is absurd. I refuse to continue this mockery of literature. My writing partner is a violent, chauvinistic semi-literate adolescent.

(Gary)
Yeah? Well, my writing partner is a self-centered tedious neurotic whose attempts at writing are the literary equivalent of Valium. "Oh, shall I have chamomile tea? Or shall I have some other sort of F--KING TEA??? Oh no, what am I to do? I'm such an air headed bimbo who reads too many Danielle Steele novels!"

(Rebecca)
A**sh**e.

(Gary) Bitch

(Rebecca)
F@#% YOU - YOU NEANDERTHAL!

(Gary) Go drink some tea - whore.

(TEACHER)
*A+ - I really liked this one. *
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